Friday, May 21, 2010

Prestige Worldwide WEEK 2 Newsletter 2010.1

WE HIT BOMBS? WE HIT SEEDS? WE GIVE UP 19 RUNS IN 1 INNING??? WHAT!!!??

A new season is upon Prestige Worldwide for the year of 2010. And as they closed the 2009 season with a championship they opened up the year right where they left with management eliminating some old faces and adding some new ones. With that being said and winter behind PW expects nothing more than the unexpected each week with great stories and great softball. PW Newsletter is back after a long strike by the editors due to cost of paper and ink, oil spills in the Gulf of Mexico, and shanangans going on in Greece.

OFFSEASON NEWS

Prestige Worldwide had some serious transactions go on during the offseason that involved losing two key players to the PW Squad. Both were out of PWs control.

PW’s regular Left Fielder Matthew Bailey, aka T BONE, after he demanded his brother Gabe Bailey be traded because he wanted to be the only Bailey on the team. PW management found this request to be outrageous and denied it. Matthew Bailey went into depression and ran back home to his native town Columbus, OH, leaving his job, apartment, his girlfriend, and most importantly his team of 3 years Prestige Worldwide. T-Bone can now be found in Columbus running a Batting Cage complex. He is accepting donation to keep it running. As for his brother Gabe Bailey, he is still Proud member of PW, but when asked to comment on the situation with his brother he declined.

Another key loss to the PW was 3B/RC Scott Biegler. Scott was a big bat in the top of the older for PW. He was known for his up and down personality and his temper when he fell into slumps or managed a bad throw. That temper of his is exactly what got him in trouble. Scotty Buggler was the quiet type until you pushed his buttons. One winter day he was walking down Madison road when a 16 year old boy yelled, “I recognize you, you’re the guy that threw the ball over the back stop from right field, YOU SUCK!!” Scott lost it and pushed the kid out into the street and he got hit by 1988 Thunderbird. Thanks to God’s great wishes the kid survived the accident and Scott accepted a plea deal of paying his medical bills, registering as sex offender, and forced to leave the city of Cincinnati. Luckily Scott’s at home girlfriend loved him so much she stayed right by his side. Scott set up a news conference at 400 Broadway in downtown to announce he was leaving city of Cincinnati and was going to sign with Charrlotte Mud Rats. Scott Bielger told left a statement with PW NEWSLETTERS saying, “PW is the team everyone wants to play for and to be forced to resign with them because I can’t live in the city tears me apart. All I can do is put this all behind and start over with the Mud Rats. I wish nothing but the best for Prestige Worldwide and the players on the team.”

Final players they could not talk into coming back after leaving halfway through the 2009 season was Steve Turtle Catanzaro. He left the team at the time for undisclosed reasons, but PW Newsletter learned he had entered himself into Alchole Rehab. When management offered him a second chance to be apart of the team again, he said he could not do it because of players like Ryan Shelton who would never give up not putting a beer in his presence. PW understood and let the situation go.

ROOKIES

We will briefly go over the newcomers as a detailed bio will come with the player profile section in weeks to come

Stang – Stang is making the transition from hardball to softball. He’s got strong bat and a strong arm for the right side of the outfield. Stang looks for his inspiration from Lil Waynes music and believes that hoes, money, big booties will lead him in the right direction

Smiley – I mean the name tells it all Smiley just makes people smile. You look him the eye and fall in love with the bloodshot focsed eyes. Smiley brings power and backup the picture to the squad. PW believes he will be force to reckon with in the years to come. Smiley also brings character to the team as he supplies Softball in a box in the dugout. What’s that mean? You may just have to come to a game and ask to see the box.

Pat – Pat and Smiley are actually from the same litter. Ryan Shelton is there half brother and half father. No not really, but that’s how close these three amigos are and to have them on the same team brings more comedy and fun to the field. Ryan Shelton called Management and recommended Pat to be on the team. Shelton told PW newsletter, “I told coach I know Matthew hurt us by losing him, but this Pat kid has got ham. Sign him and you’ll thank me later. That’ssss riiiight.”

EXHIBTION GAME – April 9th, 2010

Since this was an exhibition game we will not go into much detail of the game, but it was a typical PW game. Mike Lemmink started the season off in typical suspense fashion, being a no show for the game and the question was who is going to pitch. We later learned he had to pull over and puke because he was having butterflies about the season starting up.

Gabe Bailey pitched the first inning against Superior Honda and it did not go pretty. If a batter wasn’t walked he got a hit, if he didn’t get a hit he reached on error. Outfield look lost, the infield look like first year teaballers scared to field a ground ball.

After getting out of the first inning PW was down to Superior Honda 7-0. Finally, PWs savior Mike Lemmink arrived and was ready to pitch.

Before we go any farther lets talk about Superior Honda – Screamers, thugs, wanting to fight, not wanting to lose, and thinking they were a lot better than they were. To say the least this team quickly became a new rival of PW – replacing the tight pant yellow team.

The next few innings PW climbed there way back into the lead thanks to a 4-4 night by Mark Ledonne and 2 homeruns from new comer Smiley and James Sims. Going into the bottom of 6th inning PW managed to run rule this team 20-10 and put this game behind them.

FAN OF THE GAME – Stang Family

PLAYER OF THE GAME – Mark Ledonne (impressive 4-4 from the plate)

SEASON – WEEK 1 GAME 1

What do you know?! PW was playing Supieror Honda again. Not only were they out for blood for Shelton hitting the middle in the exhibition, but they were just as loud and annoying this week.

Welp, this game started off just like the week before. 2nd inning and PW was down 6-0. Thanks to homeruns by Sims and Rookie Pat PW was back in the game.

Gabe Bailey and James Sims each went 5-6 in the game and combined for 6 of the 25 runs. The rookies also played strong, Pat and Smiley, combined for 9 hits and 6 runs. This game ended up being a little closer than the first as PW thought they were pulling away Superior Honda climbed its way back and had to hold them in the last inning. And that they did. PW started the season off hot and won 25-20. But as the night got colder so did PW.

PLAYER OF THE GAME – RYAN SHELTON

FAN OF THE GAME - MRS MANNING (made the trip from New York City to watch her son Brian Manning go 3-6 with 2 runs.)

WEEK 1 – GAME 2

We are not going to get into heavey detail with this because all this will do is anger the management. PW let the weather affect them. Not only did the temperature drop to 45 degrees but the game started an hour late at 10:00 on Sunday. Fans were gone except for Mrs Manning and it look like PW did not want to be there either.

Their opponent the North Side Hood Rats. Not only did they not look like a softball team but they also look like they probably did not know how to ride a two wheel bicycle.

PW just played stupid with terrible baserunning, not much hitting, and the look of get me home to a hot shower.

That being said they lost the game by one run in the last inning 11-12.

PW made a comeback in the last inning to take the lead 11-10 but blew it in the last inning.


Some stats to point out were James Sims went 4-4 with a HR and Mike Lemmink made up for a tough 1st game at the plate to go 3-4 in the second game.

PLAYER OF THE GAME – JAMES SIMS

FAN OF THE GAME – MOTHER NATURE

WEEK 2 – GAME 1

Stats have not been compiled yet, but we will give quick overviews of these two games.

When you thought Supeiror Honda was an annoying team wait till ya meet the team we will call FAT AND STUPID.

Before the game even began they were heckling PW, by making fun of players of PW and yes they made fun of the name. Did they just go there? I think they did? PW remained quiet and insisted of letting their bats do the talking.

Throughout the game FAT and STUPID kept yelling “We hit bombs” (meaning they try to hit home runs) and then they would yell “We hit seeeeds duuude” (meaning they hit singles). Thus why they are called, what was it, ummm FAT and STUPID.

Unfortunaly bats did not do the talking except for Gabe Bailey who ripped two home runs in the game. They went into the 6th inning down 9 runs and it looked like this was just about over.

Bottom of the 6th inning was an inning FOR THE RECORDS BOOKS. Prestige Worldwide starting hitting bombs, and then some seeds, then some more bombs, and then a little more seeds. After going through the batting order twice and 19 runs later with zero outs this game was over and Prestige Worldwide shut FAT and STUPID up and run rulled them winning 29-19.

Gabe Bailey jacked two home runnings and Marty Huber went 4-4. G


PLAYER FO THE GAME – Gabe Bailey

FAN OF THE GAME – SHETLTONS GIRL – (PW newsletter apologizes they are bad at names

GAME 2

Not much to talk about in this game except PW played solid defense and kept hitting the ball right out of the gate, winning the game by 8 runs.

PRESTIGE WORLDWIDE RECORD for 2010 ---- 3-1

You can find our page at www.blogspot.p-dub.com and looking at the standing of the league at www.midamericaballyard.com





Sunday, May 2, 2010

FIRST TWO WEEKS OF THE SEASON ARE RAINED OUT

Well ladies and Gents. PW has been rained out for the second week in a row. PW played one exhibtion game so far won by force of run rule in the last inning 18-8.

Newsletter for that game and introduction of this years team to come out this week no later than 5/5/2010.


Sunday, April 18, 2010

FIRST GAME TONIGHT

LADIES AND GENTS THE FIRST GAME OF 2010 SEASON WILL BE TONIGHT.

LINE UP

2B - MATT ZIEGLER
P - MIKE LEMMINK
LC - RYAN SHELTON
LF - JAMES SIMS
1B - BRIAN MANNING
RC - RYAN STANG
SS - MARTY HUBER
3B - GABE BAILEY
C - MARK LEDONNE
RF - SMILEY
SUB - PAT


Sunday, March 28, 2010

2010 SEASON TO KICK OFF SUNDAY APRIL 18TH

FIRST GAME PRESTIGE WORLDWIDE WILL BE HELD APRIL 18TH SUNDAY AT MID AMERICAN BALL YARD @ 7:20 AND 8:30

TEAM MEETING WILL OCCUR HERE IN THE NEXT WEEK OR SO

ONCE MEETING HAS BEEN HELD . . . NEW ROSTER WILL BE ANNOUNCED AND OFFICIAL NEWSLETTER OF 2010 WILL BE PUBLISHED

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Newsletter WEEK 7: 4 GAME WINNING STREAK

PRESTIGE WORLDWIDE ON A CLUB HIGH 4 GAME WINNING STREAK: LOOK OUT

Prestige Worldwide has been on a Role. When people start dying PW starts living. PW is on a 4 game winning streak the last two weeks. Why must you ask? Well 1. Fan appreciation night was rained out and left a nasty taste in the PW's mouth. Especially Jeff Whitehouse because no one really knows where his mouth has been nibbling on; and 2. They need to make a name for themselves to draw a bigger crowd. In week 6 PW won both games defeating the RiverRats AGAIN 20 something to 2 something making that in 4 games played (80 something to 8 something); then getting their revenge on the Bumbed Knees for the second time after taking an embarrassing loss the first time they faced each other. MVPs for those games were: GAME 1 GABE Bailey, ladies that is GABE with an "E" who's bat came alive the first game; and then game two the MVP went to the Right Fielder of the river rats because he dropped a number of balls in one inning to allow PW to score of 100 runs (really it was 12).

As the final week of the spring season approached (minus the rain out game TBA) Jeff Whitehouse and Mark Ledonne were MIA.
Rumors have been reported that Jeff Whitehouse was found moving furniture into a prostitution house in order to start his own business. It's kind of nice idea. He will have hookers and if you order a 2 for 1 hooker you get a free Budweiser. As for Mark Ledonne he was found in the ocean skinny dipping and motor boating those hoots-of-bitches. Therefore, that led PW to have exactly 10 to play with. Coach of PW as quoted to say "This lineup looks really strong" but every player for PW looked like they were drinking a fifth of Jack D the night before and therefore he went on to say "It is not good that we are playing the top team in the league 'Ponders'"

GAME 1

Game 1 went back and forth for the first 3 innings. It looked like a typical PW vs Ponder Matchup where it would go down to the wire. But Shelton, Sims, and Ziegler picked up the team in 4th and 5th inning to allow PW to run rule Ponder for the second time this year 12-2. MVP went to the MR RYAN SHELTON who went 3-4.

FAN OF THE GAME WENT TO: KRISTIN SIMS due to her quote (Look at the new improved James Sims, he is all business and he's my baby"

GAME 2

Game 2 was once again against the Ponders. The match up leading up to this game was 2-2. PW had run ruled the twice and Ponder run ruled PW once. But a unsung hero arised to the occasion for PW to lead them to victory, Matt Ziegler. Matt did the little things play defense, get singles, steal bases, and take walks. And to score whether he was in pickle or not he scored. He's like flash no one could get him out. What was the trick you asked? We put a big boob beautiful blonde by the plate each time he got on base (no it was not HOOTS). And all Ziegler wanted to do was touch home base with her and say "Hey Baby I am Matt Ziegler." Well it worked and he scored 3 runs that game by himself.

Anyways- the game was close until the bottom of the 6th. PW went to bat with the game tied and scored 6 runs to take a 6 run lead. PW closed out the game with a Mike Lemmink strikeout.

PW took both games and moved into 2nd place behind the Yellow Panzies.

MVP of Game 2; Matt Ziegler

FAN OF THE GAME - BOB F-ing LEmmink. PW was happy Bob could show for the PW game. PW is very appreciative of Bob who supports PW get togethers at the Reds game by giving them front row seats. Bob Lemmink PW salutes you.


FAN APPRECIATION NIGHT WAS OBVIOUSLY CANCELLED. PW WILL EITHER HOLD FA FOR THE RAIN OUT GAME OR THE FIRST GAME OF SUMMER SEASON.

ALSO BE READY FOR AS MANY DOGS AS POSSIBLE NIGHT.

BOOMBOX NIGHT ORGANIZED.

AND MANY OTHERS

no player profile this week.

P-DUB TRIBUTE TO MICHAEL JACKSON

PEOPLE ARE PROBABLY SICK OF IT, BUT P-DUB WOULD LIKE TO TRIBUTE THE NEXT COUPLE WEEKS TO MJ

ENJOY A SONG YOU HOPEFULLY HAVE NOT HEARD MUCH THE PAST FEW DAYS



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Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Prestige Worldwide WEEK 6

Prestige Worldwide Splits Week 6 of Spring Ball

 

FAN APPRECIATION NIGHT IS THIS COMING SUNDAY JUNE 20, 2009

 (MUSIC COURTSY OF RYAN SHELTON'S ENTRENCE SONG "RENT MONEY")

Sunday rolled around for the 6th week of Spring Softball and as the players rolled in to Mid American Ball Yard they just hoped they didn’t have to insult the Rats of Indiana again. Last week PW won both games fairly easily by getting revenge on Bummed Knees and once again destroying the Rats of Indiana. Thus, PW finally got their swagger back and were ready to take on the Yellow Tight Pant Fairies.

 

As PW took the field as the home team and Mike Lemmink looked still drunk from acting like it was Halloween at Ohio U for the weekend.

 

And left fielder Matt Bailey hobbled out to left with a bummed ankle and missing contact lenses. Why was Matt hobbling you asking? Well Matt Bailey got into a car accident over the weekend when he was doing some pretty immature things while driving with a PW groupie. Reports came out that they saw the groupie flee the scene while Matt Bailey was left at the car with terrible sprained ankle and some minor cuts and bruises. Nobody really knows the true story though. Ownership is declining comment until they get all the details. PW did give a public announcement to PW Newsletter stating "We do not know all the details and whether drugs or alcohol was related. We have heard rumors about this groupie who tends to slip roofies in peoples drinks. We hope Bailey was not a victim of this. If he was a victim I hope the public realizes he was a victim not an attacker. We have spoken with Matt Bailey and his family and as of right now everything looks like it will clear up in a matter of days. We hope to see Matt on the field as good ol T BONE tearing it up like he has been all year."

 

GAME 1

 

The game started off slow after 2 innings the score was 2-1 Yellow Fairies. But by the fourth and seventh inning both teams crossed the plate a combined 32 times. PW did most of their damage with 2 outs and the bottom of the order really stepped up. Matt Bailey did sit out from the field some inning but still managed to go 3-4; Jeff Whitehouse also went 3-4 with team high 3 runs scored. And for hungover Mike Lemmink, well his season average (.500) continues to plummet and went 1-4 for the game. Other notable players were James Sims, who went 3-4 with who knows how many RBIs, and infamous TURTLE went 3-4. Brian Manning also turned his best game of the year going a perfect 3-3. Turtle has shot his average from .250 to .524 in just two weeks. Also Gab Bailey & Matt Ziegler hit .500 for the game!

 

But the drama unfolded in the 7th inning. PW took the field in the Top of 7th up 2. When PW came back to bat they were down 3. Bottom of the 7th if PW gets some hits and runs the bases smart they win, if not they lose. PW scored two runs and had a man on 3rd to win the game. Mark Ledonne came to the plate. Mark started the season on fire, but it looks as if Hoots has been riding Mark to hard with her mouth and uhhhh and yeah you know. Mark grounded out to SS to end the game. Mark showed the emotion as he shook hands with Yellow Tight Pant Fairies and PW tried to pick him up but instead he yells over to the Fairies, “Go get smaller pant size for next game, your butt ain’t tight enough.”

 

Anyways PW was down after that lost but next game brought boombox game. And who would they play? Well, it was step up from the Rats to “Beer Run”

 

MVP of the Game – Jeff Whitehouse 3-4 3 Runs scored.

 

Fan(s) of the game – Stephanie and Benjie the dog. This was at request of Stephanie also joining her was her buddy Kat. Thanks for coming out

 

Hecklers of the game – CLIFF HODAPP – He claims to be a fan of PW but continues to heckle the team.

 

GAME 2

 

As PW went to bat music was blaring for each player very unorganized might I add. Notable songs to get played for players was: James Sims came out to Taylor Swift “our song”, Marty Huber “Britney Spears”, Matt Bailey “Pop Lock and Drop it” and Matt Ziegler “What is Love”.

 

As the music played PW started playing worse and after 4 innings was actually losing to this god awful team 6-7. But after the cut the music and look of lets get down to business came into PW players eyes the game was over and PW won 18-8 after 5 innings.

 

Notable players in Game 2 were: Ryan Shelton 3-4; Scott Biegler 3-4, 4 Runs Scored; Mike Lemmink was feeling better after sweating alcohol to go 4-4 and 3 Runs Scored.

 

MVP – MIKE LEMMINK

 

FAN OF THE GAME – Ralf West – the old man who sat on PWs stands and hit on and said dirty things to all the fine ladies sitting in the stands.

 

Special Event s to come:


1.
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Fan Appreciation Night
– Date June 14,2009 –EACH PLAYER NEEDS TO TRY TO BRING 3 FANS AT LEAST.

More fans the better. Management and Ownership of Prestige Worldwide will set up a meet and greet with the players at the bar of Mid American Ball Yard before the game starting at 6:30. First game is at 7:20 and next is at 8:30.


Festivities afterward will continue at Take 5

 

2. Dog Night – Even though this happens every Sunday – As many dogs as possible will be the goal.

 

 TEAM STATS LEADERS

AB

H

2B

3B

R

BB

HR

Avg

Scott Biegler

Shelton

Shelton

Matt Bailey

Shelton

Matt Ziegler

Matt Bailey

James Sims

Matt Bailey

Scott Biegler

James Sims

James Sims

Scott Biegler

Turtle

Shelton

Shelton

Shelton

Matt Bailey

Scott Biegler

Marty Huber

James Sims

Matt Bailey

Jeff Whitehouse

Jeff Whitehouse

 

 

 

 

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

PLAYER PROFILE

 

JEFF WHITEHOUSE
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JOB: I work for Budweiser – eat that – and oh don’t drink Miller.

 

College: Marshall U – where I drank tons and tons of Budweiser – so should you

 

Favorite Food: Budweiser

 

Heroes: Mr. Budweiser and Clydes Dales

 

Who I strive to be like: Vandalay

 

Most outrageous moment of the weekend: getting so drunk I forgot to take the Budweiser gifts home from the bar and then all those people drinking Miller took the box and burned it. I hate Miller

 

Relationship Status: Changes every week but right now I got my  dog Hank who drinks Budweiser with me.

 

Greatest moment in life: My first Budweiser

 

Hobbies: Take a guess – Starts with Bud

 

Favorite Food – Chili DOGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! With a Budweiser

 

Greatest Asset to the team: Speed Speed Speed

 

Best Advice to give to a kid: Drink Budweiser as early as possible and JUST SAY NO to uhh MILLER.

 

 

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