Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Newsletter WEEK 7: 4 GAME WINNING STREAK

PRESTIGE WORLDWIDE ON A CLUB HIGH 4 GAME WINNING STREAK: LOOK OUT

Prestige Worldwide has been on a Role. When people start dying PW starts living. PW is on a 4 game winning streak the last two weeks. Why must you ask? Well 1. Fan appreciation night was rained out and left a nasty taste in the PW's mouth. Especially Jeff Whitehouse because no one really knows where his mouth has been nibbling on; and 2. They need to make a name for themselves to draw a bigger crowd. In week 6 PW won both games defeating the RiverRats AGAIN 20 something to 2 something making that in 4 games played (80 something to 8 something); then getting their revenge on the Bumbed Knees for the second time after taking an embarrassing loss the first time they faced each other. MVPs for those games were: GAME 1 GABE Bailey, ladies that is GABE with an "E" who's bat came alive the first game; and then game two the MVP went to the Right Fielder of the river rats because he dropped a number of balls in one inning to allow PW to score of 100 runs (really it was 12).

As the final week of the spring season approached (minus the rain out game TBA) Jeff Whitehouse and Mark Ledonne were MIA.
Rumors have been reported that Jeff Whitehouse was found moving furniture into a prostitution house in order to start his own business. It's kind of nice idea. He will have hookers and if you order a 2 for 1 hooker you get a free Budweiser. As for Mark Ledonne he was found in the ocean skinny dipping and motor boating those hoots-of-bitches. Therefore, that led PW to have exactly 10 to play with. Coach of PW as quoted to say "This lineup looks really strong" but every player for PW looked like they were drinking a fifth of Jack D the night before and therefore he went on to say "It is not good that we are playing the top team in the league 'Ponders'"

GAME 1

Game 1 went back and forth for the first 3 innings. It looked like a typical PW vs Ponder Matchup where it would go down to the wire. But Shelton, Sims, and Ziegler picked up the team in 4th and 5th inning to allow PW to run rule Ponder for the second time this year 12-2. MVP went to the MR RYAN SHELTON who went 3-4.

FAN OF THE GAME WENT TO: KRISTIN SIMS due to her quote (Look at the new improved James Sims, he is all business and he's my baby"

GAME 2

Game 2 was once again against the Ponders. The match up leading up to this game was 2-2. PW had run ruled the twice and Ponder run ruled PW once. But a unsung hero arised to the occasion for PW to lead them to victory, Matt Ziegler. Matt did the little things play defense, get singles, steal bases, and take walks. And to score whether he was in pickle or not he scored. He's like flash no one could get him out. What was the trick you asked? We put a big boob beautiful blonde by the plate each time he got on base (no it was not HOOTS). And all Ziegler wanted to do was touch home base with her and say "Hey Baby I am Matt Ziegler." Well it worked and he scored 3 runs that game by himself.

Anyways- the game was close until the bottom of the 6th. PW went to bat with the game tied and scored 6 runs to take a 6 run lead. PW closed out the game with a Mike Lemmink strikeout.

PW took both games and moved into 2nd place behind the Yellow Panzies.

MVP of Game 2; Matt Ziegler

FAN OF THE GAME - BOB F-ing LEmmink. PW was happy Bob could show for the PW game. PW is very appreciative of Bob who supports PW get togethers at the Reds game by giving them front row seats. Bob Lemmink PW salutes you.


FAN APPRECIATION NIGHT WAS OBVIOUSLY CANCELLED. PW WILL EITHER HOLD FA FOR THE RAIN OUT GAME OR THE FIRST GAME OF SUMMER SEASON.

ALSO BE READY FOR AS MANY DOGS AS POSSIBLE NIGHT.

BOOMBOX NIGHT ORGANIZED.

AND MANY OTHERS

no player profile this week.

P-DUB TRIBUTE TO MICHAEL JACKSON

PEOPLE ARE PROBABLY SICK OF IT, BUT P-DUB WOULD LIKE TO TRIBUTE THE NEXT COUPLE WEEKS TO MJ

ENJOY A SONG YOU HOPEFULLY HAVE NOT HEARD MUCH THE PAST FEW DAYS



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